Red Lipstick to Agony Aunt
Dear Cosmetic Aunt,
I am a bright red lipstick.
Several times a day this girl comes to me,
Grabs me and takes my lid off and
Winds me up out of my warm cosy bed,
She smears my perfect point around her lips.
Sometimes she even kisses boys and then reapplies me!
At this rate I will only last a month.
What can I do?
Yours in make-up,
By Lily Russell